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At least tomorrow'll be my first birthday not spent in one of these games you kept throwing me into. Seriously?

They were all the worst, except maybe the one where I got gifts and Cilan baked me a cake, but because I thought I could make it up to the monsters and get through to them without resorting to violence, but since my name doesn't start with an A and end in an H, I wound up hospitalized, so it still stinks.

The second one wasn't too bad. There were balloons. And clowns. Completely juvenile, but harmless. I was still stuck in a crate for a stupidly long time. Not exactly fun.

... you're not gonna try and ruin this one somehow even though I haven't been in a game in like half a year, right? You have got to have better things to do.

N-now I understand why you're angry and worried, but working yourself over isn't going to help anyone least of all you.

M-maybe you should take a break from the...internet was it? I'm sorry I don't really understand what exactly that is, but it's clearly not helping your mood.

Me and the other friends will be fine, I promise.

But everything worked out so well! Why must I go? I am a step-mother now - though not an evil one - and I have my prince even if he doesn't wear a crown!

I am happy, Mun. Do not alter my ever-aftering! (She dances just out of reach, skirt flouncing delicately in her wake.) Oh? What do you mean I can meet new friends?

I suppose that is never a bad thing - as long as I could return to -

Really? (Now it's time for a small squeak of joy.) I should love to meet fellow princesses! And animals too? That could be fun!

Seriously?

Okay, so, I don't mind being taller for a week---but, no one else is gonna be changed? Just me?

...do you think people will still recognize me?

I guess we don't even know if it'll be approved. I'm really okay with it either way, y'know.

A Meme of FIRSTS!

You're in right smack in the middle of exciting times, perhaps even the peak of your life so far, and you're not alone. For you and your companion, it's all about firsts: first crush, first love, first fight, first confession, first kiss, first time, first adventure to certain death together - you know, as you do. There is a first time for everything, after all, and they say you never forget your first.

So...first?

WHAT DO?

It's what it says on the tin.
Your character can be at the right place and time for all these firsts, you can age them down, they're starting late, they never had the chance, it's an AU I DON'T EVEN CARE just play.
Set up your top comment with your preferences, limits, info, and all that.
Reply to other people.
Prompts are amalgamations of many, many different memes.

( The shippy prompts )
( The smutty prompts )

Yeah, yeah. I get it. It's been ages since anything new came out about this.

Me? I'm not looking forward to it.

Yes, mun. Some of us would prefer to not be reminded. If anything I'm hoping this means you get off my back.

Shag, Marry, Cliff
The Meme

Shag, Marry, Cliff (known alternatively as: Fuck, Marry, Kill, among other names) is a sort of party or road-trip game. One person gives three names, and the next person says which of the three they'd screw (or shag or fuck, whatever), marry, and throw off a cliff (or punch or kill, whatever). It can continue on or the "players" can sit and discuss their terrible life choices.

How to play
1) Comment with your character.
2) Reply (ICly) to others with three names to choose from.
3) Say who you would shag, who you would marry and who you would kill/cliff.
4) Enjoy the resulting interaction!

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I don't know what is so surprising about it.

[Don't you?]

No. Pas du tout. Who cares if it is 2017, mm? Why can I not be a classic? Or all of us, for that matter. Or, oui, nostalgia if you wish to call it that.

Either way! Who cares why? It's exciting to get out, stretch my legs. C'est trop ennuyeux d'être toujours tout seul at silencieux.

...yes. Silent. Stop laughing.

...

Maintenant.

[Slips behind you in an alley.]

You are pleased to jest with my name. Very well. If I am to continue to be a source of entertainment, esteemed patron, then do me the courtesy of hearing my council.

Wizards. Lie.

[Sharing headspace with a wizard: the horror]

Also I mislike the others here. I would not trust their intentions, were I you. I do not say they talk behind your back. No, but they would not, would they? Not if they were wise and crafty. Consider how Saruman met his end.

You do not listen. Is it because I was wrong? The Age of Men was not at an end, after all. It had only begun. I may be a ghost to you. But consider this: a ghost may whisper. Perhaps you will be more receptive to my council while you sleep.

Dear mundude, how can I put this?

Hmmmmmm.

No.

Nope, no, nuh uh, I have no interest in continuing this little experiment of yours. Taako's good out of here. No interest in your angst or drama dreams. Taako is no Tom Bodett, he has plenty of people to keep him existing away from your drama tendencies.

So buh bye, I'll just be going.

...

[SIGH]

Of course that won't work. I'm Taako. Who wouldn't want me? I guess not all fans can be winners.

[ Smutty Scenarios Meme @ TLH ]

the intimate bathing meme;

Grooming is an important part of many species' rituals. It keeps them clean, healthy, and content. And a good bath? It can change the whole tone of a day from terrible to relaxed and blissful.

But nudity is sometimes viewed as a weakness - and it is almost always sexualized - so bathing is often kept a private matter. If you do share these moments with someone, they're almost always a significant other or a sexual partner.

Like you're doing now.

Whether it be after a battle or after sex (or before sex, even), the two of you are going to get clean. Be sure to help each other out with that, won't you? After all, there are places on the back that just can't be reached...

HOW TO PLAY:

Comment with your character, your prefs, etc.
If there are other grooming-related practices or kinks you'd like to include, like shaving, hair washing, mention them!
Reply to others!

the bodyguard shipping meme

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You wish for me to see other worlds different than my own. To leave Azeroth for your entertainment.

[ Her tone is calm and even, a slight tilt of her head to express her curiosity in the idea. ]

I will wait to see what path you choose to go down. I only hope that it is not one of chaos and strife.

[The mindspace finds Launchpad writing on a small notepad, dictating his words out loud as he scribbles the note... even though the one he's writing TO is right there... sorta kinda.]

"Dear Mrs. Mun, I sincerely apologize for--" oh, whoops! [He laughs a bit as he crosses out "apologize for"; too used to sticking insurance notes on cars, this one.] "I sincerely THANK you for choosing me to be your next muse!"

[Launchpad?]

"The explanation you gave was kinda weird, but not TOO bad. Actually, it reminds me a lot of this one time Mr. McD..."

[Launchpad... The mun's efforts to get his attention are just as useless as Launchpad weaves the yarn into the paper.]

"And we jerry-rigged a way home just in time for the annual clam bake! Those giant clam monsters couldn't get out of our world fast enough!"

[LAUNCHPAD!]

Oh hey, Mrs. M! Great timing, I was just gonna write you a note! Here, lemme read it for ya!

Can't help it if I'm popular

I am glad that I am not imposing on you in this place, and I am flattered that you wish to find me one of these games. I do not object to getting out and meeting new people, but if I could be so bold as to make one request...

...I'd very much like to see Simon again...

Mun it might be time for you to face facts. This power thing isn't working. The story is good but it just doesn't translate well into rping. I know you have your passions but a dance involves two people. Not just yourself.

Yeah the whole Catwoman-thief/Harley-gymnastic thing is over done in comics but you should consider giving it a try. It's better than sitting around your head listening to you bitch all day. PM some of your mutuals. See what they say.

Changing me doesn't mean you're giving up on me. It means you're keeping what works and throwing away what doesn't.

Hehe, I know! I'm pretty excited too, Mun. -- I really hope I get to meet Deku-kun and the others really soon...!!

And it's okay to be nervous. I'm sure once you get the hang of everything, it'll become super easy. Just believe in yourself, okay? Who knows, maybe we can join in one of those games I've heard so much about. -- So let's do our best!!

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albus percival wulfric brian dumbledore.

Do not pity the dead.

Pity the living. Above all, pity those who live without love.

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[on various past games]

Director fired news and player is angry...very, very angry (Canon: Kemono Friends)

Enchanted Feels...

On plotting at theWake

Let me be your first, your last, and your only

New DLC news wakes up the grumpy muse.

Shag, Marry, Cliff

on reserving at hadriel

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[Book storyline.]

Voice tesring

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Wash that man right out of my hair

B O D Y G U A R D

leveling alts spawned a voice test

Voice (Crash) Test, Canon is DuckTales 2017

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Mun has been canon reviewing...

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EXCITED BUT SHAKING AT THE SAME TIME!

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